08 December 2009

Woah…..

My art has been Published on coasttocoastam.com (its a paranormal website i frequent at times.)

My "Published" works...   <—Shhheck it out mayne!

 

Pretty. pretty awesome….lol

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07 December 2009

Just the word “Monday”……just kills a tiny bit of my soul…

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I will be the first to say that it really is WAY to early for this shit. For whatever reason that is really beyond me i decided to go to sleep at 10:30pm last night and wake up at 7:00am today! Confined to my bedroom i am refusing to leave because my mini heater is the bees knees and its keeping my body toasty, where as the rest of my house feels like a morgue.


 


My weekend as it usually is was pretty uneventful. For some unexplained reason as i got older i became recluse and decided that I'd much rather stay home and watch movies while eating take out. The idea of that thrills me to no end. I spent the majority of my youth going out and drinking myself into darkness, partying the night away only to be left with a confusing recollection in the morning of the previous nights events. Not so much fun.

In other events TWO of the 7 Xmas gifts i have ordered for my sister have arrived. I had to go and fight with the local post office because our postman decided it would be nice to move us out of the house without letting US know. So all of my mail was not being received because apparently we had moved. (according to the post man) AND to make matters more irritating was the fact that some how some way, they (the post men) after me living at my address for 2 years didn't recall ever delivering mail to my name. ???? I get all my bank statements sent there as well as a couple of Magazines. How is that possible again....??? Douches. So.....as far as Xmas is concerned this is what i ordered for my sister....


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Kon coin purse from Bleach. 



 

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Bleach stocking



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Vampire Knight Mouse pad

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Twilight Hoodie (that i think might be too small for her)  


41ggq-qUMGL._SS500_Twilight Lip Venom (i really want some of this stuff myself.) 

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Orihime Hair pins from Bleach (seller contacted me yesterday to say they didn't have anymore) BOO.

I've always been a stocking type person. I prefer to give/receive stockings more then anything because its usually filled with little things that are cute, portable and most of the time took some thought and consideration for each item. Anyone can go buy someone a gigantic TV or game system and be done with it. Its a lot more fun to actually look for little things that reflect on the person and what they personally like. I hate to say this but, as for everyone else, i have absolutely NO IDEA what to get. And haven't even started.

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06 December 2009

Bigfoot Roams the west side of San Antonio.

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Reports have been made by some people on the west side of San Antonio that there is a big hairy Sasquatch roaming around the “woods” in that general area. ……lol……Now I’m not one to disbelieve ANYONE right off the bat, or think that they (whoever may have seen him, her, it, whatever is just bat shit crazy or anything. BUTTTT Lets admit it, San Antonio on a day to day basis, sure isn't lacking in the big hairy monster types. ESPECIALLY on the west side. SO, assuming that you are not too familiar with Texas and or the terrain of San Antonio here is a nice little map. :)


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As you can see NOT many green area’s or forest types of areas for a big hairy mofo to hang out all day doing whatever the hell bigfeets do. (the gold star represents where he is supposedly seen. 




NOTE: I think it is SO FUCKING FUNNY that bigfoot is hanging out on the west side.

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01 December 2009

Shampoo in your hair all day doesn't feel good. FYI.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Dear you Mother Fucking work on the pipes guy!!!!
What in the SAM HELL do you think you are DOING??!! Did it ever cross your mind that maybe the reason i didn't answer the door when you came over to tell me you were going to shut off my water was because i was IN THE FUCKING SHOWER!!!!! When you walked by my back bathroom window on the way to the water shutter offer thing with your god damn wrench ,wearing that stupid fucking hat, did you not notice the fucking STEAM on the window or hear water running??!!  I KNOW you fucking heard me banging on the walls to turn the water on!!! I KNOW you did because i could hear you fiddling with the pipes, and knobs and shit ,singing Spanish songs!! Do you know how bad it hurts to get soap in your eyes? HUH??!! You MOFO! It hurts! A LOT! You better thank your lucky damn stars that i didn't walk over there and punch your lights out because i was on my way. You piece of shit work on the pipes guy!!! Don't do it again!!! Or i will follow you home and wait for your ass to take a shower and Turn off ALL YOUR SHIT!!!! Don't believe me??  My boyfriend is a plumber!!


…….You Bastard.



Sincerely,
the girl who went to work with fucking shampoo in her hair!!!

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A humorous take on all things life and goings on in the greater San Antonio Texas region. Some of the sights and sounds of this city are pure Epic Wins! Smack Dab in the center of this HUGE state, i will bring u all that i strange and unusually hilarious from our culturally driven city.

I ♥ My San Antonio.







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