Paging..Miss Fatty McFatterson….

The deliciousness that is the Whataburger @ 12am will be something to revel about when I'm old and grey suffering from diabetes and severely obese. I should have known what i was getting into when i was just getting to know my boyfriend and he could recite the whole fuckin Whataburger menu by heart. (fat ass)

“Oh you’re hungry, go for the number 4, that ones good…or u can go for the number 2 if your REALLY hungry, the double, but get it WhataSized with cheese..”

Wtf?!

At that moment i really should have known that being with this man was going to go strait to my thighs.