09 December 2009

So uh….what the hell is it?



Lights--- “Between 7 and 9 o clock in the morning, December 9, 2009 this strange thing happened in the skies above Norway. Thousands of people saw this, took photos and filmed it and posted to their blogs. It appeared in the east, moving westwards”


Other Videos i found: Video 1


Video 2   ,   Video 3
Apparently there was something simmilar seen in China as well..Video on that here…

Jump to about 0.39 seconds in
(That is scary lookin as hell)


"Norwegian Meteorological Institute has received calls from people who have seen the mysterious giant spiral Trøndelag to Finnmark. - Folk fra helt nord i Finnmark til sør i Trøndelag ringer og sier de har observert lyset, sier Mona Mariann Lie ved meteorologisk institutt til VG Nett. - People from Finnmark in the far north to south in Trøndelag call and say they have seen the light, "said Mona Mariann Lie at the meteorological department to VG Nett. - Det snurret og eksploderte på himmelen, forteller Totto Eriksen fra Tromsø. - It spun and exploded in the sky, "said Totto Eriksen from Tromsø. "

"He and his daughter Amalie Nyborg (16) were on their way to work and school when the sky suddenly exploded. - Vi så det fra Indre havn i Tromsø. - We saw it from the Inner Harbor in Tromsø. Det var helt fantastisk. It was absolutely fantastic. Det så nesten ut som en rakett som snurret rundt og rundt, og så gikk på skrå nedover himmelen. It almost looked like a rocket that spun around and around, and then went diagonally down the heavens. Det så ut som månen skulle komme over fjellet, men så kom det noe helt annet, sier Eriksen. It looked like the moon was coming over the mountain, but then came something completely different, "says Eriksen. - Folk stoppet på kaia. - People stopped on the pier. Det var helt sykt, sier Eriksen. It was absolutely sick, "says Eriksen. - Det var som en kjempespiral - et stjerneskudd som snurret rundt og rundt. - It was like a giant spiral - a shooting star that spun around and around. Jeg trodde først det var en lyskaster. I initially thought it was a projector. Det lyser fortsatt, sier Axel Roseberg fra Alta. The lights still, "says Axel Rose Berg from Alta. - Det må være et fenomen som har skjedd i atmosfæren. - There must be a phenomenon that has happened in the atmosphere. Spørsmålet er om det har kommet ovenfra eller nedenfra. The question is whether it has come from above or from below. VG Nett har vært i kontakt med Andøya rakettskytefelt som opplyser at det ikke har vært noen oppskytninger onsdag morgen. VG Nett has been in contact with Andøya Rocket Range who said that there have been no launches on Wednesday morning"

"Do not know what it is Meteorologene i Tromsø vet heller ikke hva lyset skyldes. Meteorologists in Tromsø do not know what caused the light. - Vi aner ikke hva det er. - We have no idea what it is. Jeg tør ikke gjette heller, men det har visstnok vært veldig spektakulært, sier Trond Robertsen, vakthavende meteorologikonsulent ved instituttet i Tromsø. I dare not guess either, but it has apparently been very spectacular, "said Trond Robertsen, duty meteorology consultant at the department in Tromsø. - Folk beskriver lysbevegelsen som voldsomt, utrolig vakkert og til dels skremmende. - People describe lysbevegelsen as violent, stunningly beautiful and somewhat frightening. De beskriver det som nyttårsraketten som ligner en spinnende spiral, sier Robertsen til VG Nett. They describe it as New Year's rocket that looks like a spinning spiral, "said Robertsen to VG Nett. Han forteller at himmelen fortsatt er turkis på de stedene lyset kunne sees.Lysfenomenet varte i noen få minutter, like før klokken åtte onsdag morgen. He says that the sky is still turquoise in the places where light could sees.Lysfenomenet lasted a few minutes, just before eight o'clock Wednesday morning. Robertsen mener lyset tydligvis har kommet østfra. Robertsen said light tydligvis have come from the east. - Vi har fått telefoner fra folk fra Alta i nord til Kjøpsvik, like sør for Narvik, sier Robertsen. - We have received calls from people from Alta in the north to Kjøpsvik, just south of Narvik, "said Robertsen. "

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The Interwebs are CHOCK full of insanity and craziness these days…

   

Wow………just…..wow.


Meet, Molly, or @sexyredxolips OR @dearmolly. She really is Crazier then a Xbox controller with two buttons missing.

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I “discovered” Molly through a confrontation on twitter between her and someone else on my list. Sooooo i decided to check out her page…Lots of goodness lol. rantWAIT…it gets better……She also has ANOTHER twitter acct. Where she twits to her OTHER twitter acct. 


rant2AND if you can Believe it…..it GETS BETTER !


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She has a

You Tube Acct :)

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08 December 2009

Weekly Weird Find on the World Wide Web…Japanese Doll Eyes Contacts!

Get a load of these bad boys!! 

 

 

 

    

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NOW for only 100,000 Yen, YOU can haz freaky anime eye contacts that double the size the diameter of your iris. KiKi!! pure candy brown close up.up_132844_pc


(whoa)

OR if your in the mood for pre-made eye reflections. Maybe you would prefer these fantabLenses…

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Can be purchased @ http://fallineyes.blogspot.com/

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Woah…..

My art has been Published on coasttocoastam.com (its a paranormal website i frequent at times.)

My "Published" works...   <—Shhheck it out mayne!

 

Pretty. pretty awesome….lol

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07 December 2009

Just the word “Monday”……just kills a tiny bit of my soul…

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I will be the first to say that it really is WAY to early for this shit. For whatever reason that is really beyond me i decided to go to sleep at 10:30pm last night and wake up at 7:00am today! Confined to my bedroom i am refusing to leave because my mini heater is the bees knees and its keeping my body toasty, where as the rest of my house feels like a morgue.


 


My weekend as it usually is was pretty uneventful. For some unexplained reason as i got older i became recluse and decided that I'd much rather stay home and watch movies while eating take out. The idea of that thrills me to no end. I spent the majority of my youth going out and drinking myself into darkness, partying the night away only to be left with a confusing recollection in the morning of the previous nights events. Not so much fun.

In other events TWO of the 7 Xmas gifts i have ordered for my sister have arrived. I had to go and fight with the local post office because our postman decided it would be nice to move us out of the house without letting US know. So all of my mail was not being received because apparently we had moved. (according to the post man) AND to make matters more irritating was the fact that some how some way, they (the post men) after me living at my address for 2 years didn't recall ever delivering mail to my name. ???? I get all my bank statements sent there as well as a couple of Magazines. How is that possible again....??? Douches. So.....as far as Xmas is concerned this is what i ordered for my sister....


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Kon coin purse from Bleach. 



 

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Bleach stocking



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Vampire Knight Mouse pad

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Twilight Hoodie (that i think might be too small for her)  


41ggq-qUMGL._SS500_Twilight Lip Venom (i really want some of this stuff myself.) 

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Orihime Hair pins from Bleach (seller contacted me yesterday to say they didn't have anymore) BOO.

I've always been a stocking type person. I prefer to give/receive stockings more then anything because its usually filled with little things that are cute, portable and most of the time took some thought and consideration for each item. Anyone can go buy someone a gigantic TV or game system and be done with it. Its a lot more fun to actually look for little things that reflect on the person and what they personally like. I hate to say this but, as for everyone else, i have absolutely NO IDEA what to get. And haven't even started.

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06 December 2009

Bigfoot Roams the west side of San Antonio.

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Reports have been made by some people on the west side of San Antonio that there is a big hairy Sasquatch roaming around the “woods” in that general area. ……lol……Now I’m not one to disbelieve ANYONE right off the bat, or think that they (whoever may have seen him, her, it, whatever is just bat shit crazy or anything. BUTTTT Lets admit it, San Antonio on a day to day basis, sure isn't lacking in the big hairy monster types. ESPECIALLY on the west side. SO, assuming that you are not too familiar with Texas and or the terrain of San Antonio here is a nice little map. :)


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As you can see NOT many green area’s or forest types of areas for a big hairy mofo to hang out all day doing whatever the hell bigfeets do. (the gold star represents where he is supposedly seen. 




NOTE: I think it is SO FUCKING FUNNY that bigfoot is hanging out on the west side.

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01 December 2009

Shampoo in your hair all day doesn't feel good. FYI.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Dear you Mother Fucking work on the pipes guy!!!!
What in the SAM HELL do you think you are DOING??!! Did it ever cross your mind that maybe the reason i didn't answer the door when you came over to tell me you were going to shut off my water was because i was IN THE FUCKING SHOWER!!!!! When you walked by my back bathroom window on the way to the water shutter offer thing with your god damn wrench ,wearing that stupid fucking hat, did you not notice the fucking STEAM on the window or hear water running??!!  I KNOW you fucking heard me banging on the walls to turn the water on!!! I KNOW you did because i could hear you fiddling with the pipes, and knobs and shit ,singing Spanish songs!! Do you know how bad it hurts to get soap in your eyes? HUH??!! You MOFO! It hurts! A LOT! You better thank your lucky damn stars that i didn't walk over there and punch your lights out because i was on my way. You piece of shit work on the pipes guy!!! Don't do it again!!! Or i will follow you home and wait for your ass to take a shower and Turn off ALL YOUR SHIT!!!! Don't believe me??  My boyfriend is a plumber!!


…….You Bastard.



Sincerely,
the girl who went to work with fucking shampoo in her hair!!!

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29 November 2009

Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Wow……i guess snowfall brings out the crazy freak nasty in some..I wouldn't know, i live in Texas.  

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No fat chicks!

nofatchicks         Well Jesus.

 

In all honesty driving down the street in this city NEVER ever surprises me. There is always something going on or something that I see that just leaves me speechless. Sitting at a light minding our own business this mofo drives up. All cool like. I casually look over and FIRST i notice a Mexican dude, in a cowboy hat, with a cowboy shirt on driving a v-Tec with gold rims, dropped. (well a car that “says” its a v-Tec) THEN i see the sticker…… I think the sticker speaks for itself. I cant figure out what is funnier, the sticker alone, or the dude driving the car, with the sticker….

 

 

I think its pure epic wins….!

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16 November 2009

There is just something so wrong about this….

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So is this the part of the story “Night before Christmas” they left out? The part about how old Prancer, Dancer, and Nixon were to spend eternity being peed on? Or into…? Or whatever. This is the type of thing Roland's mom would have on her toilet for Christmas. (The woman has a wreath for every nameable holiday that was ever created.) Honestly, it would startle me a little bit to walk in and see this mother fucker staring out me.

“Oh I'll be right back i have to go to the AHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!”

(PS. I KNOW the reindeers name wasn't NIXON.)

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15 November 2009

Not looking forward to the holidays? Don't worry i got your back!

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With the season coming i understand that some of you might be less then thrilled with the gathering of psychotic family members around kegs, bottles, of liquor etc. The thought of the potential family beef rearing its ugly head on what is supposed to be the most holiest of days just makes some of us want to stay home and sit around in our underwear watching the fucking Christmas Story marathon on TNT.

Why not get yourself one of these little doo hickeys, which i must say are the coolest things i have seen in quite some time. With a belt that holds a 6pk, at least you know if anyone pisses you off you can either A. crack open a cold one and sit back. OR B. Have a full arsenal of weaponry that you can break over someone's head. (Not that you should be breaking beer bottles over family members heads or anything, that's just wrong.)

The second, is a nice little subtle touch to your every day Christmas decor for the occasional swig of happy juice when grandma just HAS TO HAVE IT HER WAY…Just casually walk by the tree and *poof* Instant happiness. Now i figure , depending on how many of the Christmas ball flasks you have hanging from your tree, and how many casual strolls you take to “admire” the tree lights, there is a chance you could take down that mother fucker when your drunk ass trips over, whatever the hell that huge $200.00 present that belongs to your little cousin. Who I'm sure is LESS then deserving, and probably will fucking break it by New Years anyway. So please….be mindful of the tree when drinking from the Christmas Ball flasks.  :D

 

Christmas Ball Flask

Beer Bottle Belt

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07 November 2009

almost makes me want to go vegetarian. almost…..

 

Its a gorgeous day outside in San Antonio, the sun is out and its NOT hot. The Birds are chirpy, the sky is clear. The nice cool breeze blows in from the west bathing us in the nice cool scent of fucking slaughter house. …..I never really knew that slaughter house was there until about a year ago. I had a discussion with a friend who lives down the street from me on the way home driving by it. I expressed the fact that i was pleased that we couldn't smell that wretched stench from our houses considering it really isn't that far away at all. I always thought it was disgusting the sights and smells driving by that place, the HUGE billboard of a juicy hamburger dripping with grease, cheese and veggies encouraging you to “go one have one”. strategically placed right across from it. (they may want to rethink their marketing strategy if u want my opinion.) RIGHT as the smell of dead cow flesh sizzles your nose hairs off.  Today is the day that the wind is just right, and blowing in the perfect direction to bring that smell over here.

 

I probably should have kept my mouth shut. 

 

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05 November 2009

fyi blue heelers are psychos….

      Meet Daphne. She is our beautiful, pain in the ass 9 month old Blue Heeler.  My boyfriend always wanted a Blue Heeler ever since he was a kid, and made it a mission to find one. But much to his dismay and research he discovered that Blue Heelers are reputedly a very expensive breed. Bummed out that he wasn't going to find a blue heeler he slowly forgot about it until ONE DAY while out in the country doing a satellite cable job he came across this farm that just so happened  to have a littler of little Blue and Red heeler pups they were selling for ONLY $45.00 Dollars. Not prepared or expecting a new addition to be brought in he calls me and lets me know he found his pup and we were going to be picking him up that day!!! I was excited only because i hadn't owned a dog since my Dakota died a few years earlier. 

 

    He had already set the name for the pup, something i normally DONT do only because I'm a weirdo and think that a animal will more “tell you their name” by personality traits etc. Which was going to be “Sylar” after the main villain in NBC’s “Heroes” (huge fans) and he (the dog) was going to be the most awesomest bad assness of a dog that has ever walked on four legs!! Of course i didnt argue, Sylar is a cute name and for a dog, i thought it worked!!

 

    Driving up to the little farm i noticed the little balls of fur climbing all over each other in the home made kennel and i was already in love. They were so fat and furry and i was so happy we were getting one. My boyfriend picked out “Sylar” from the bunch, paid the man and we were OFF! Holding little “Sylar” in my arms i squeezed him tight and held him up so i could scope him out…

“Um……Roland..” I said “Roland, this dog is a girl….”

Startled and very surprised Roland stops and takes a look at the underside of his “Sylar”.

“But, what is that? Isn't that his thing” he says…

At this point my amusement was clearly written all over my face as the confusion spread over Roland's as he slowly came to the realization that his Sylar, the bad ass boy dog of all bad assness was in fact……a girl.  With a long look at the dog as quick as the confusion came , it went. I could tell he didn't care that dog, whatever it was had his heart and we drove off.  She so from that moment she became Daphne (Named also after a Character of Heroes, the speedster, whom which Roland has the hotts for majorly. )

 

    From the time she was little that dog was smart as shit…..at 6 weeks she could do sit and shake….i had never had a dog that did tricks so this was so freaking cool especially since she was SO LITTLE!

   

    Now i will say she was not the first one in this family. We already had a kid. Well i already did for that matter. A fat Tabby cat by the name of Tripper. tripper Now tripper was already about a year old and he was setting into his ways of being a bossy brat that enjoyed eating and laying around everywhere he could without being disturbed. So you can imagine how unhappy he was when we brought home this unknown thing. (he had never really been around a dog before.)It took them about a week or two but before we knew it they were beating the shit out of each other annoying the CRAP out of me….

 

 

    As time went on, she grew to be this massive 50lb monster that lives to patronize me with her eyes and drive me crazy. As Cesar Milan would say she is the dominate female in this household. She does not listen to me for SHIT unless i have a treat or some kind of edible in my fingers.  She likes to take clothes out of the laundry basket and drag them out into the front yard to get my attention so i will go outside to chase her around. I'm fully convinced the whole neighborhood has seen both my boyfriends and my underwears strewn across the lawn in  pretty little patterns, with the occasional sock or two.  I stand by this though, that dog is the smartest dog i have ever owned, and no matter of the face that she lives to drive me nuts i love that dog SO MUCH! Our Daphies….

 

 

 

 

 

AUTHORS NOTE: I do have to say a few things, after reviewing this post and noticing the astonishing amount of videos we have of the dog and pictures of cats in clothes and shit i will have to come to my own defense….i DO NOT normally dress my cat in a shirt and carry him in a fucking purse around town, stopping for Starbucks and or eating at cafe’s while he chills in my purse wearing a fucking shirt.   It was a one time deal and i did it purely for amusement. the look on his face is priceless.

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04 November 2009

Prince Of Persia, Jake Gyllenhaal and his Hotness.

So they released the new trailer for Prince of Persia, and i will have to say im not going to see it because it looks like a Bad ass movie or anything…

 

But i will, and i do have my reasons….

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02 November 2009

Happy Day Light Savings….yay!

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It has finally come, November in all its glory of rotating clocks back, and sleeping in that extra hour, that strangely feels like a extra four. (or is that just me)

 

Also with November comes the American pig out fest on the last Thursday of the month. Something i am looking forward to. The fact that i work Mon-Fri and no longer have vacation left i will be UN-able to go home…which really makes me mad, BUT it is what it is, I will be working for that triple pay. :D That sounds fantastic.  JUST in time for xmas. Although i did receive a early morning txt from Roland's mom in which it said

 

“Thanksgiving at my house, i hope you like popcorn.”

Hummmmmmmmm, i wonder what she has in store for us this year.

 

           Also another thing going on this month, which is turning out to be chock full of all kinds of exciting shit, is my 2 year anniversary. I think i might buy me something really nice as a reward for making it through two full years without being thrown in jail for battery or murder. I totally deserve it.

 

       So around this time of year my mood changes for the chipper holiday spirit kind, i walk around humming merry merry Christmas and all that shit. With bells on my fucking shoes doing my best reindeer impression. (Just kidding it really doesn't go that far, BUT there are a pair of antler headbands i plan on buying) My mouth and belly ache when i think of my mom at home making home made pumpkin filled empanadas. So i found a recipe on the interwebs that i thought i would share with you just in case you wanted to make some and mail them to me. :D

 

Pumpkin Empanadas

1 c. cooked mashed pumpkin
1/4 c. firmly packed light brown sugar
1/4 c. raisins
1/4 c. chopped nuts
1 tsp. pumpkin pie spice
2 c. unsifted flour
1 tsp. baking powder
1/2 c. Mazola butter
6 to 7 tbsp. cold water
1 qt. (about) Mazola corn oil
2 tbsp. confectioners' sugar
1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon

 

In bowl stir together first five ingredients. In another bowl mix flour and baking powder with pastry blender or 2 knives. Cut in butter until coarse crumbs form. Sprinkle water over mixture while tossing to blend well. Divide in thirds.

On lightly floured surface roll each out to 1/16 to 1/8 thickness, cut in 3 inch circles. Spoon about 1/2 teaspoon pumpkin mixture onto lower half of each circle. Moisten edge. Fold top half over filling. Seal well with foil.

Pour corn oil into heavy saucepan (3 quart) filling no more than 1/3 full. Heat over medium heat to 375 degrees F. Carefully add empanadas, a few at a time. Fry, turning once, 5 to 7 minutes, or until golden. Drain on paper towels.

Mix sugar and cinnamon. Sprinkle over empanadas. Makes about 3 dozen.

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ommmm nom nom nom nom

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29 October 2009

Voluntold……

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(our Office Decor…..)

           Tomorrow will officially be the worst, most embarrassing day of my life. The thought of dressing up at work and participating in the Halloween contest/team event (I'm supposed to stab a monkey)....long story, just mortifies me to no end. I have TRIED many different ways to bow out of my money puncturing, but with no success. *sigh* I wonder if she is emotionally attached to that stuffed monkey? Like if I just happened to just cut the head off that monkey in silent revenge, would she be mad? For some reason when I think about tomorrow, I envision the worst possible face plant while heading to my post. Forever being coined the girl who fell flat on her face with the monkey. Or losing it completely busting out in hysterical laughter only to shoot boogers out of my nose. 0.o I'm embarrassed already......

 

decor2 (My boss, and the front end of the decor, and that is my chair where i will be sitting spanking, i mean stabbing the monkey.)

 

Last year we won. We had some of the teammates dance to Thriller dressed as zombies. Which was really fuckin good i wont even lie. But that's where a lot of the reluctantcy is coming from because the WHOLE building was down there watching. And i don't doubt that this year they will ALL be down there watching again and there i will be, like a IDIOT,  STABBING A STUPID FUCKING MONKEY!!!!!! Oh my Jesus.  It gets worse and worse by the minute. That’s it I'm calling in…..

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27 October 2009

Lambo Doors, Southside & My City…

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(Yes…that is my boob in the mirror)

 

Just to make you aware Lambo doors are still very much alive on the south side of

San Antonio. And its not only the rich, luxurious sports car types that get them in MY neck of the woods. lambo1 I have seen 1999 Toyota Corollas with Lambo Doors like these you see here. And mind you, these doors do not have any sort of Hydraulic lifts on any sort, so seeing these tatted up guys, with

“bling” struggle to get these doors up is a sight in itself. Something i really do enjoy seeing because it really is funny as fuck!

Lambo doors ARE cool though. On a Lamborghini!!! Jesus Lord!!

 

:Slaps Forehead:

 

(This is a real picture, my boyfriend and i went to grab a drink from a Exxon and this mofo pulled up, everyone got out and went inside. And they just left it like this. My boyfriend wondered how many of them would cry if he had just jumped in and took off. He secretly likes Lambo doors i think.)

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23 October 2009

Left ear…broken not working.

ear    Having this very uncomfortable inner ear issue for about a week now. Its stuffed up and it really fucking sucks. I DO clean my ears on a regular basis, and i think that is what caused the problem.  Months of sticking Q-tips in my ears has finally pushed all that extra shit so far up that that now i permanently feel like someone's massive finger is resting in my inner ear canal. There has been a positive from this experience i will admit.  My sleeping pattern has gotten so much better (because i cant hear shit when i sleep on my good ear), and now i can fully function off of about 5 to 6 hours of rest. Where as before if i didn't have at lease 9 i was dragging massive ass. (namely MY massive ass) I’m such a light sleeper, always have been. To finally be able to sleep through the night without waking up is quite a awesome thing. I just really hope there isn't a fire or anything, because i will NOT be able to hear it. So the combination of My temporary deafness and Roland's lack of being able to smell, we are goners for sure. lol. (not that its a laughing matter or anything.)  Speaking of fire….My grandmother used to do this thing called coning, or candling. EAR-CANDLE-BURN-350Whatever you might want to call it. When u roll up a piece of paper into a cone stick the little end in your ear and light the other end on fire.  There are a few reasons i am skeptical about this process, and they are the reasons why i still cant freaking hear. ONE, is that i don't have the luxury of someone with experience to do the procedure. I have….Roland. Who i can confidently say that he has NEVER done this, and i can just visualize how smoothly that will go. I might end up not only being deaf, but smelling like burnt hair for the next few weeks. OR end up having no hair at all. 0.o  Another is that i don't even know if it freaking works. Or what its supposed to even do. If it keeps up i might have to go to the doctor. I’m just afraid that he is going to tell me something stupid like, “Well crystal, you do have something in there…..but its NOT ear wax!” I’m very kind of squeamish and sensitive about my ears so the smelling salts better be ready and armed if that is the answer he prepares to give me because i WILL pass the fuck out. earwig1They are real, they crawl in your ear and eat their way to your brain. I’m not entirely sure of that fact honestly, but I'm sure i saw it on animal planet!

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20 October 2009

Horchata….DENIED……

 

Dear, Patty’s Taco House.

         Everyday on my way to wherever i go, i drive by you. I often wonder why, since you are so close, do i never stop by and maybe have a taco. You know since according to your sign you have a house full. The smell from your “house” is great i will admit, so today i felt compelled to at least stop by and say hi :D. I often asked my boyfriend why we never stopped by before. He never really had anything nice to say about your “house”.  Now, i just have a question. Why if you are always so busy with the five MILLION cops that come to your “house” don't you invest in some additional parking spots? And aren't these cops supposed to be working or something? Doing cop things? Secondly, which way does your driveway go because i think i drove in the wrong way. Another thing that i would like to address is the Horchata issue or lack there of. How can you actively maintain a Mexican restaurant without serving the refreshing, cheap to make, all natural Agua Fresca?horchata2 How? I was astonished and quite taken aback when i ordered my large horchata to only be told that “we don't have that here” . Out of reflex, i looked at a nearby menu just to confirm that i was in fact in a Mexican restaurant and didn't walk into some place i didn't intend to go.

Settling for the tea, that i didn't 100% want. i proceeded to order my Picadillo and carne guisada breakfast taco. Receiving my expensive taco order, and my tea i head the block home to enjoy the new experience if tacos from your “house”. I have another question for you “patty”. Why did u only put one cube of potato in my picadillo taco? Did you forget to go buy some last night? Or did you give them all to the cops? The carne guisada taco was ok. Might want to add a little flavor next time. Well, that's about it. I thought I'd just drop you a line with some of the questions i had etc. I wont be coming by your “house” anymore patty. I should learn to start listening to my boyfriend.

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16 October 2009

Me Vs T-mobile ….over.

It was a clean fight, no low blows, they were actually VERY pleasant. They didnt give me any kind of hassles, or make stupid, lame excuses. They thanked me REPEADEDLY for staying with their company. And gave me 2 sweet new phones <-----------Not only that but they addded a additional $129.00 dollars off my bill. So i am pretty damn happy.  Its a Android, and i heart it so much. It did take a  little bit to get used to the NON-keyboard and not fat finger every txt that i sent out. But it took me maybe 10 minutes if that to get over it. I spend the majority of the day yesterday downloading completely WORTHLESS app’s from the thousands they have. I think i like my guitar app the best :D

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14 October 2009

Me VS T-Mobile…Round 1…

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This Saturday i will have to go into battle with the ever so lovely T-Mobile over the infamous Sidekick Fiasco that is going on as of late.  It really isn't something that i am looking forward to, as i have always been a huge fan of T-Mobile and the phones.

But as you can imagine, I like many others are very upset for the loss of data that we had recently. And will will be taking my case to the T-Mobile store on Saturday to see what can be done about this situation. I don't plan on going in there and being one of those “nasty” customers, i am a firm believer that you can “catch more flies with sugar, then vinegar” . But i can say that i think my sidekick days are over. :( Goodbye Mario…..and ur little “its’a meeeee Mario” sound when i open you up, trusty old sidekick. The sidekick i stepped all over when i was busting a groove on the dance floor when you fell out of my pocket. I will miss you, especially when i am texting from my new blackberry compliments of T-mobile for their complete and TOTAL fuck up…..

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I will keep you posted on the outcome of this one.

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And before you sleep at night, you pray to me, your lucky star, your singing satellite…

This girl does a amazing cover of Oceanlab’s “Satellite” Which just happens to be one of my favorite fluffy, as my dj homies would call “gay vocal trance” songs. Its beautify, but her rendition is much better. I just wish it was longer, and to the end. :( Maybe she will do it again.

Original Below….

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10 October 2009

Paging..Miss Fatty McFatterson….

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The deliciousness that is the Whataburger @ 12am will be something to revel about when I'm old and grey suffering from diabetes and severely obese. I should have known what i was getting into when i was just getting to know my boyfriend and he could recite the whole fuckin Whataburger menu by heart. (fat ass)

“Oh you’re hungry, go for the number 4, that ones good…or u can go for the number 2 if your REALLY hungry, the double, but get it WhataSized with cheese..”

Wtf?!

At that moment i really should have known that being with this man was going to go strait to my thighs.

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07 October 2009

9:24pm

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Sometimes i think back, to all the friends i have had over the years. Which if i really think about it wasn't THAT  many. As a child i was one of those kids that didn't know how to have more then one friend and the same time. I think it came from my issue with sharing. I’m still the same way somewhat. I really do feel that sometimes when it comes to certain aspects of life 3 really is a crowd.

I was never one to be popular in school no matter how much i wanted to, and now that i look back i realize that maybe the reason that i wasn't so popular was because i wanted it SO BAD. Thinking back on it now i cringe to think about some of the ways i acted to be accepted and such. There was a instance when i drank a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 and barfed all over myself, only to have the “friends” that i had drop me off right in front of the office at school. Yea…that rocked.

I often come across people in life that i sit there and listen to them talk, orboring_tv read things they write and i often think to myself, “man, their life seems SO MUCH more interesting then mine.”  Like these people ooze interesting-ness and creativity to the point that in MY mind i think of them as going home and just having LOADS of shit to do. Maybe this is a common human misconception? Maybe people meet me and think the same thing? Well i can assure you, my life isnt interesting, its quite boring at times.

 

On a less somber note i will say that Halloween is coming up and i really can not freaking wait. As well as xmas which i enjoy more for the cold weather then for the actual act of giving and receiving. Living in a hot climate will do that to you. AND another positive thing to report, i was in fact able to sleep with NO problems while my significant other was not present in the household. BOUT mother fucking time. AND i almost got bitten by Katrina our 4 foot ling Ball python…. BUT that is another story….Crystal1

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06 October 2009

Goodbye sweet, sweet, sleep…i will miss you.

I have been awake since freakin 6:30 am. WHY? Because i am a idiot and went to go see Paranormal Activity, THATS WHY! Dont get me wrong i love horror films, it takes QUITE a bit to really scare me. But this one did it. I spent the majority of the movie with my eyes closed, the remainder of the movie i spent having a minor heart attack. Roland made it very clear that me forcing him to go see a scary movie (which he is not a fan of horror movies at all) he was not going to be holding my hand. I spent the movie squeezing his pant leg or his shoe. I missed the whole damn ending because i had my eyes closed (which i am totally okay with).

 

So here i am…..running on about 4 hours of sleep, the night before about the same amount.  Feeling like a zombie walking around the house with every f*king light on DURING the day.  I DO feel a little bit silly at the fact that i am so freaked out, i think the last time i have been this freaked out by a movie was when i saw The Ring. !!!!SPOILERS!!! BELOW!!!!!

First and foremost, when night falls and they are getting ready for bed at first, its like, okay i know somethings going to happen when they are asleep. Thats what the movies about right? So it happens or whatever and your left thinking, “wow, thats it? That wasnt so bad.” The first 15 minutes is like that, kind of like well this isnt nearly as bad as everyone said. THEN the shit really hits the fan, our happy couple are sleeping soundly, camera on a tripod pointed at a bed, open door, u can clearly see down a long hallway and thats about it. The void that is the stairs is just a black abyss of nothing and u can only imagine what is sitting down there. All of a sudden there is a break in the silence by what sounds like something scream and a loud BANG! It just progresses from there, as soon as they start getting ready for bed, and the camera is set, the time stamp at the bottom left speeds up and then slows down….you feel the dread that something is going to go down, night by night it gets worse and worse. !!SPOILER!! The night she gets dragged down the hall will forever remain burned into my brain. It just looked so real…the way she kind if comes too after she hits the floor, it really was like she was asleep when she hit the ground. At first i thought it was going to drag her under the bed, but it was far scarier then that when it tried to drag her up into the attic where they found a childhood picture of her burned at the edges. As far as the ending like i said i closed my eyes, last part i saw was her hovering over her boyfriends dead body, (which she just chucked at the camera) in that unnatural position and her look up at the camera. I closed my eyes and heard the audience scream and it was over. With the little note that basically said  they found the boyfriends body a few days later and they still didnt know where the hell the girl was.

I might see it again…..not in the near future though, at least until i get a good nights sleep.  Go check it out, it is a really good flick.

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